Bob Saget enters a contest

It was the final bracket of the monster contest. Frankenstein was sure he would win. But suddenly a man walks in. And his name was BOB SAGET. (BOB Saget>life) It came down to Frankenstein, Stone Darrow, Ethan Zulz and Bob Saget! it was break time and they were all backstage. Bob slipped some beauty powder into all of their drinks. Bob turned out on the top and won $600000000! He then donated that towards his crack collection.

Top Ten Sagets

This is just a top ten list of my things that I want on the top ten list. ENYOY. (obviously meant that)

1. The time I called Gwen our for trying to roast Ethan. "Ethan you're the reason we don't have a football team" ME: "Gwen you're the reason we have a food shortage." EVERYONE ELSE: OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH"

2. Gwen, who is sleeping in class, has her head down. ME: "Gwen that is a pretty nice looking scalp you have ther!" EVERYONE ELSE: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

3. Amber "I thought we were that close, like if I was gay, You would know" ME: "Actually I wouldn't know, because i dont care about you." Amber (starts crying)

4. One time Stone Ethan and I were all working out in the all purpose. We thought Ms. Krohn was AFC (away from class) and we were being obnoxiously loud and grunting and maybe even some yelling. The next day we find out that she was in fact  actually there. She heard us making the noise but decided "WOW I actually kinda enjoy those sounds" and she let us carry on. 

Bob Saget buys a child some shoes

"For sale: baby shoes, never worn."
     Bob Saget read driving to work one day. He immediately did a U-turn to park into the man's garage. He hurriedly got out and asked the man if he still had the baby shoes. The man replied saying "no I literally just sold them to the man in the green car." Bob got into his car after saying "we gotta get the shoes back." He quickly got up to a heaping 90 M.P.H. to catch the thief. He rear ended the man into the other lane of cars. The mans car was demolished by the oncoming traffic. Bob got out and crossed the street without even looking, got into the man's car, reached over his body and grabbed the shoes. Nobody steals from Bob.

Bob's creepin

“The last thing I saw was my alarm clock flashing 12:07 before she pushed her long, rotting nails through my chest, her other hand muffling my screams. I sat bolt upright, relieved it was only a dream, but as I saw my alarm clock read 12:06, I heard my closet door creak open.” I hide my head under my fluffy blanket for comfort. I hear the floor squeaking louder and louder as the creature lurks closer to my behind. All of a sudden my butt starts stinging in pain. I uncover my head and lone and behold its Bob Saget.

Mike wants revenge on Sulley

Back in the day Mike Wazowski was James P. Sullivan's scare assistant. He never got the recognition he deserved. So after they saved Boo he concocted a plan to get Sull out of the picture. He phoned his buddy from graduate school Bob Saget. To Bob's surprise Mike wanted to kill James P. Sullivan. They took a week to devise the ultimate murder. Mike had Sulley come to his apartment complex, in which he lived on the top floor. Mike put sleeping powder into James' drink and soon the big fur ball was passed out. Bob snuck in through the skylight and tied a rope around the beast's waist. They lifted him out with a helicopter and flew him to Egypt. There they decided to mummify Sulley. If you travel to Egypt today you can find the place somewhere out in the desert and maybe Sullivan would be alive, nobody really knows for sure.