This isn't an actual assignment but READDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hudson if you're reading this I'm going to tell you a story as to why the Titanic is Illuminati. Titanic sunk. Sunk rhymes with flunk. If nobody does their blogs they flunk. blogs has 5 letters in it. there are also 5 letters in the acronym AHKSP  Which translates to All Hail King Saget Please. Bob Saget once starred in a show called Full House. Full house had 10 members there. 10 divided by 3 is 3.33 repeated. is you look up "3.33 repeated" things appear. Things has 6 letters in it. 6 letters in things + 7 letters in Titanic makes the number 13 which if 10 is taken away from that you get 3 and there are 3 sides to a triangle and the Illuminati is a triangle so therefore Hudson is Illuminati.

A Year In King Saget's life

Well I spent the better part of my year at school...Like always....Then After school i can spend a better part of my life working away.......How sad.... Anywho this year wasn't too bad it's all been a big blur to be honest. But regardless I did well in school. I have decided what I wan't to do after high school. I'm also still gettin' swole. Not too sure how school would be without my pals Stone, Ethan, and Miranda. I'm sure it would be quite boring. Last summer was pretty great as I went to Wisconsin Dells but work that summer kinda stunk. As I did not quite enjoy it as much as a person should. Regardless I made the dough that I needed. This year has been eye opening in many ways. I realized that there is a much bigger picture than all the little things in life that try to bring you down. Well I guess that's life.. By everyone.

Bob Saget and his lovely snow times

Bob Saget once told a middle eastern man what snow was. He said "Hey wanna talk about Texas?" the man said no. So he decided this was a good time to bring up snow. The man had no idea what it was. He started off with "Snow is the worst thing ever imaginable! When you try to bury your murdered wife into the ground its impossible to dig. When you try to drive off a cliff you just land into fluff. I really just can't freaking stand snow! UGHGHGHGHGHGH SNOOWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!" Bob Saget lost control and killed the man with his Bow and Darrow.

Bob Saget makes a thick plan

So I open my locker and there it is. A manilla envelope. Enclosed in said envelope is a list of tasks I must do. First thing on there was to stay home the 25th of november. as you can see i completed that so far. Next I must wait here until I meet my informant for more tasks. Lone and behold there is a knock on my door.Can you guess who it was? King Bob Saget. He tells me I must travel far away and destroy someone name Methan Mulz. Whoever that is. So  I guess I have to go to washburn sometime today and sabotage a white g6 or a buick if he is still driving that. So if he is reading this....Dont press your brakes too hard ;)
                                                                                         Yours Truly,
                                                                                                               Jesse Neature Swanson.

Danny Tanner's first turkey 13.

Well i woke up this morning and i had a guy trying to kill me so that kinda sucked. But anyway i threw a whole bunch of straw at his head to confuse him. I ran through his legs. I then left the farm very sneakily and hitched a ride with a young man. He told me his name was Bob Saget. He seemed like a nice man. We went to his house and he introduced me to his family. He said "Everyone I want you to meet Turkey he will be our dinner guest tomorrow for Thanksgiving." That night I was sleeping so well but suddenly I was  taken in the night into the backyard I couldnt see anything. My head was severed. I could still sense the things around me. I felt seasoning and a really hot oven... Then I hear Bob talking..He was saying a prayer for thanksgiving and that's all I remember before entering Bob's mouth.

Bob Swaget invents a sport

BOB really liked having dead wives so he made a game involving dead wives. He made a game where you would randomly kill your wife and blame it on some random disease. It is a sad thing that he would come up with that but his sick twisted mind just plotted the worst game ever. But my game would consist of hide and seek, a taser and a flashlight in a school. We would have 7-10 hiders and 1 seeker at a time. This would take place in a school where you can hide anywhere with a flashlight the seeker gets nothing but a taser. Once he finds someone he tasers them in the buttocks. After that they must help find the others.

whyd that little stink cross the road?

A common problem many human beings face is something simple. It is how to answer the question "Why did the chicken cross the road?". Well I have my own theory. The chicken one day produced 9 eggs. It then realized that there is also 9 letters in McDonalds. So he went to Mcdonalds and ordered a small fry. Once he was finished all that was left was salt. He came to the idea that salt at McDonalds is from North Korea. Next he went to North Korea and played a game of Ping pong with Kim Jung Un. The chicken won, the score was 3-0. There are 3 sides to a triangle and there are 8 letters in ping pong and that equals 11 and there were 13 original colonies and 13-2 is 11. Therefore the chicken crossing the road is ILLUMINATI!!!!

Bob Saget enters a contest

It was the final bracket of the monster contest. Frankenstein was sure he would win. But suddenly a man walks in. And his name was BOB SAGET. (BOB Saget>life) It came down to Frankenstein, Stone Darrow, Ethan Zulz and Bob Saget! it was break time and they were all backstage. Bob slipped some beauty powder into all of their drinks. Bob turned out on the top and won $600000000! He then donated that towards his crack collection.

Top Ten Sagets

This is just a top ten list of my things that I want on the top ten list. ENYOY. (obviously meant that)

1. The time I called Gwen our for trying to roast Ethan. "Ethan you're the reason we don't have a football team" ME: "Gwen you're the reason we have a food shortage." EVERYONE ELSE: OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH"

2. Gwen, who is sleeping in class, has her head down. ME: "Gwen that is a pretty nice looking scalp you have ther!" EVERYONE ELSE: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

3. Amber "I thought we were that close, like if I was gay, You would know" ME: "Actually I wouldn't know, because i dont care about you." Amber (starts crying)

4. One time Stone Ethan and I were all working out in the all purpose. We thought Ms. Krohn was AFC (away from class) and we were being obnoxiously loud and grunting and maybe even some yelling. The next day we find out that she was in fact  actually there. She heard us making the noise but decided "WOW I actually kinda enjoy those sounds" and she let us carry on. 

Bob Saget buys a child some shoes

"For sale: baby shoes, never worn."
     Bob Saget read driving to work one day. He immediately did a U-turn to park into the man's garage. He hurriedly got out and asked the man if he still had the baby shoes. The man replied saying "no I literally just sold them to the man in the green car." Bob got into his car after saying "we gotta get the shoes back." He quickly got up to a heaping 90 M.P.H. to catch the thief. He rear ended the man into the other lane of cars. The mans car was demolished by the oncoming traffic. Bob got out and crossed the street without even looking, got into the man's car, reached over his body and grabbed the shoes. Nobody steals from Bob.

Bob's creepin

“The last thing I saw was my alarm clock flashing 12:07 before she pushed her long, rotting nails through my chest, her other hand muffling my screams. I sat bolt upright, relieved it was only a dream, but as I saw my alarm clock read 12:06, I heard my closet door creak open.” I hide my head under my fluffy blanket for comfort. I hear the floor squeaking louder and louder as the creature lurks closer to my behind. All of a sudden my butt starts stinging in pain. I uncover my head and lone and behold its Bob Saget.

Mike wants revenge on Sulley

Back in the day Mike Wazowski was James P. Sullivan's scare assistant. He never got the recognition he deserved. So after they saved Boo he concocted a plan to get Sull out of the picture. He phoned his buddy from graduate school Bob Saget. To Bob's surprise Mike wanted to kill James P. Sullivan. They took a week to devise the ultimate murder. Mike had Sulley come to his apartment complex, in which he lived on the top floor. Mike put sleeping powder into James' drink and soon the big fur ball was passed out. Bob snuck in through the skylight and tied a rope around the beast's waist. They lifted him out with a helicopter and flew him to Egypt. There they decided to mummify Sulley. If you travel to Egypt today you can find the place somewhere out in the desert and maybe Sullivan would be alive, nobody really knows for sure.

Danny Tanner visits Washburn

On a Saturday afternoon Danny Tanner aka Bob Saget visited the wonderful town of Washburn. He brought his favorite pet, CatDog along with him. He immediately sought after Stone and Jesse, because he heard they were some loyal followers. The trio soon went on picnics nearly every day. Danny started missing home so Stone and Jesse built a golden gate bridge in the middle of Washburn. Danny really thought this was neat so he gave them each a million dollars because he was the host of one vs. one hundred. How neat is that. But fateful afternoon though stone insulted Danny's dead wife. That night, Danny went and bought a c-4 explosive. He planted this so called explosive in stones cereal. Stone consumed this and Danny pressed that little red button and Stone was no more. Danny and Jesse went on to live happily ever after.....The End.

Danny Tanner meets Stone Darrow

            One fine day, Danny Tanner found out his wife died. He couldn't motivate himself to do anything. Eventually he went out and bought a Playstation 3, and black ops 2. He got online and found this strapping young lad named Stone. Stone and Danny hit it off pretty well. They became great buds on the internet. One day they decided to meet up in san francisco. Stone bought the next flight. When stone got there they just played in the water under the golden gate bridge. That night stone stayed in his guest room under the stairs. Danny being a devious man walked to the garden shed. He grabbed the sharpest axe. Stone Darrow was never seen again.

Danny Tanner goes to the movies

Well I have many tv shows that I like to watch. One of my favorite shows to watch is Prison Break. I really enjoyed this show so much! I have watched this series over and over like three times. SO I'M PRETTY SURE HUDSON IS GOING TO WATCH THIS SHOW.  Another really neat show is Breaking Bad. It's a teacher who makes meth. It would probably be my third favorite show. A slick tie for first would have to be House of Cards. It is about a corrupt congressman lying and cheating his way to presidency! I can not way for the new season to release because it ended season three with quite a cliff hanger. How neat is that?!

Logjammer D'Baggagecling

I know a lot  about fitness. I would first start explaining my journey on how I became this swole beast i am today. I started off about three years ago but my first year of weight lifting was pretty much a waste because i had no idea what i was doing. I would definitely give the advice i did not have when i started to the newbs. Part of that advice would be that its fifty percent in the gym and fifty percent in the kitchen. You have to keep a very well tuned diet to see any progression. In my case i was not eating enough so i wasn't growing at all. I would continue on speaking of how you have to do all the exercises correctly and just explain on the neat tricks that i learned over the years of being swole.

Quisperny G'Dunzoid Sr.

Well I would say one of my "flaws" (even though everyone is perfect) would be my inability to not procrastinate! I always do get my stuff done and I always try my best. there are just some times that i seem to put things off. usually it isn't a huge problem if i do because it isn't like the stuff i put off has a due date. I always make sure i get my work done for school. It's usually just personal stuff that i put off. Another flaw of mine would have to be always out shining my fellow classmates aka ethan and stone i mean i am just such a great baller i can shoot that puck half court and make a field goal no problem. I dont think they could do that at all.

Cornelius 'Tank' Carradine

Well school is going swell! I am glad to see some of my friends that i have not seen in quite some time. I am also glad this is my last year of high school! which is a bit crazy to imagine. Next is college and the rest of life! I enjoy pretty much all of my classes. I get along with everyone for the most part and i know everyone loves me! I'm basically the male version of Kate Upton. I'm swole and people know it!  I know this year will be a lot of fun!:P I hope it all works out for everyone