comp and novels in a nut shell

English class this year has been a pretty darn tootin' good time. It has been some hard work but has also had a lot of fun included. I would say that one of the most interesting parts of the class would just happen to be Stone, Ethan, and I. We would always be ridiculously loud and obnoxious. My least favorite part was honestly mid weeks. They are a great tool for the future but I suck grammar's butt. I still enjoyed grammar but it was not as fun as the cute stories we read. The hardest I laughed was when who knows when... Everyday seemed like a giggly hour. My favorite memory from this class can't really be defined because I have to many favorites.. And I can't remember anything specific off the top of my head. The best thing about Hudson is that she is very easy to get along with unless you're kent egner because adopted.. But she is basically our age so it is easy to relate with such a student like teacher :P. Something she could do to improve the class would be to not make me cri evrytiem. lol nothing period. Hudson this is a message to you: thank you for 3 years of a great English class. I learned so much and it will stick with me until I become dead. It's been real but I'm going to be homeless in a few months so if I need somewhere to stay I think under your desk will suffice. That's the end of my blog and life as I know it. Thanks for reading. K BYE.

When I'm gone...

If I were to leave anything behind for the younger children. I would leave Jessica a nice large mudslide. I would leave the kids that I hate a bunch of garbage. I think I would leave the position of the funniest kid in school to "nobody, because nobody is as funny as you." -Amber Petr. I might let a few kids take over Hudson's quote book. No matter what happens my legacy will be left behind. I know when I leave everyone will cry because I am everyone's favorite person. I feel bad for all the teachers because they will have a very slim choice of amazing students like me.

Advice for the youngsters

My advice for incoming juniors to seniors is just be a complete douche. It's your senior year, you run this biznitch now. You can basically bully anyone you want, including the teachers. Another word of advice is don't even bother doing your homework, it's your last year so bad grades don't even matter. You better listen to Hudson shes queen bee. Also if you have to take a number two in the bathroom make sure you leave a giant mess (mudslide all day baby). But on some real stuff just enyoy your last year. Yes I said enyoy.

Freakin perverts.

Well I've had some weird people compliment me.. There is this guy on instagram that creepily likes every single thing i post.. not so bad right? Well he always comments strange emojis also. The kind that mean he wants me. If that isn't enough he added me on facebook. So I'm pretty sure I have a stalker. I also used to have a funny youtube channel with my friends and These people would comment strange things like "take your shirt off". One time someone told us he would pay us like $350 to fly us out to Colorado to "torture us'.... I just should stay off social media i suppose.

Bob tries engineering.

I would love to try being a structural engineer. The reason being I plan on going into the engineering field after I graduate. I would like to see what it is really like. I need to know what challenges happen every day and the deadlines that need to be met. It would give me a better understanding of what I need to prepare myself for in the future. I know it would be harder than what I expect. But I feel like the job would be very rewarding when a project is finished and you can see what you've created.

If Bob Saget could go back

If I had unlimited time to do something I think it would be Youtube. Also I would do everything I could to learn about business and everything like that. The reason for doing Youtube would be so that I could reach a huge audience and be able to help so many people whether by teaching how to become fit or by brightening their day by making them laugh. This could also become a full time job for a lot of people. That would be better than any desk job available. It also doesn't take any schooling to do this. With the business side of that, I have always wanted to own my own business because I don't like having to do things I do not want to do. I could run it how I like it. And I would have a broad horizon on how the business world works.

Fuller House in the future

If future me came up to me and started talking I'd be a little scared. I would think I had been drugged or something. I would probably ask how much I could bench by that time and it would be 3000 pounds no big deal. I would also find out that I graduated with flying colors and Senior trip was coming up! I seemed to be so hyped I couldn't contain myself. Stone and I got married apparently! Who'd have thunk it? Sounds like life is good for me in the near future. Afterwards I'd ask how the whole college things were going. I wouldn't get a reply besides the tears from my eyes...

24: Bob Saget's favorite child times

My favorite children toys would be erector sets and legos. I always loved making things such as Ferris wheels out of the erector sets because they would actually work like they do. Lego's were cool because you could make basically anything out of it. I liked playing hide and seek as a wee little one also that was always fun. Mostly when I was younger though I would spend time riding my bike outside or watching cartoons like a cool cat. Also at my old school we would race little match box cars all the time during recess and whoever won got the other person's car.

BOB's paradise

MY paradise would be somewhere warm on a nice sandy beach drinking a nice chilled root beer. and getting a soothing massage. I'd be chillin in a warm spring of water. Also having nothing to stress over would be amazing. At the end of the day having a nice plush bed to plop onto would make my day. I'd have to take a small dog do play with and some friends there also. Finally the place would need a gym so I could get swole while being chill. This is my idea of paradise or the dream vacation. It kinda sounds similar to Cancuun. I will have this someday for sure though!

FULL HOUSE

This picture represents my grandma and I's relationship together. I am always at her house helping her with whatever needs done. We aren't weird like these people in the picture. the most my grandma gets is a hug because the families that kiss each other are very cringey.

This is a picture of my dogs. well not really i got this from google. but we have the same dogs in this photo. Except for the fact that mine are midgets and these aren't.

This is a cat, I own a cat that looks just like this it is short and very fluffy! It's the cutest lil thing ever. I wanna eat it.

this is a gym. this is basically my home away from home. I spend more time here than i do with my family.That may sound bad but it's all good, nobody needs me </3.

This is little Wayne. NOw i know what you're thinking is lil wayne jesse's relative. No actually, but stone and i have little inside joke about a song of his. We mumble some of the lyrics to ethan and he cannot understand what we are saying. It's been going on for a few years now.

Taylor Swift Love

I hate Taylor Swift and her big ears and stinky feet. She has horrible stupid songs. The one about her stupid love story is literally just retelling a little old story. She was never Juliet nor will she find a Romeo because every single guy knows that once he and her break up she'll make a new dumb song. So therefore every guy in the world has learned not to date that troll. "Romeo, save me, I've been feeling so alone.
I keep waiting for you but you never come." 

Yeah get used to that Taylor, nobody loves you. If you like Taylor Swift you're not my friend. 

Reasons why Kanye sucks

1. Listen to a song and  you'll see.
2. Ethan likes him.
3. He can't smile more than 1% of the time.
4. He looks like a woman beater.
5. He smells like toe cheese. 
6. Ethan is a foot licker. 

Endless Love

In the movie Endless Love the father of the girl is very protective. There comes along a boy from school and they start dating. The father does not want the two to date because his daughter is going to be a nurse and the boy just wants to be a mechanic. Eventually the boy decides he should go to college to impress her father. The father then tries to bribe the boy to leave his daughter. The boy, being a true romantic, decides not to take the offer. In the end they fall in love! WOOOHOOO but the gist of this is that I was wanting this to happen all along. It made me very happy. Don't let your lovers' parents get in the way of things. That is the message Jesse The Love Guru is trying to say. Have a great day.

Bob becomes a dog

I would love to come back as a dog. I would like to be a husky or a pit bull because they are some swole dogs. Being a dog would be a lot of fun because they don't have to worry about much maybe just about where they take their next poop but that's nothin. They get loved all day and can just spend their time chasing cars and balls and playing fetch. Nothing is as simple as that!  They get free housing and food just for being cute. Like that's the easiest thing ever for a dog. There are many perks to being a dog and who wouldn't love doing that!

things that make BOb HapPy

Some things that make me happy: Money, working out, and some really good food. Money is really great because I can get what i want if i have enough they say money can't buy happiness but i'm pretty sure if i were to win the powerball i'd be pretty stinkin happy. Working out is like my own private time where i can get rid of all my stress and just make some friggin gainz! Good food can just put anyone in a good mood. I really like hot chocolate. One of my favorite activities is watching the Netflix on the television. I can basically watch that all day every day for like ever so that is amazing.

Robert Saget gets a new show

Well if I had a TV crew following me around it'd be pretty boring if all i did was go to school nothing too exciting would happen. So I would have to bring them to the gym and just turn the show into a huge infomercial having them buy my workout guide. I would also have a diet called the "ONLY CARROT DIET". I'd sell that for $45 and it would be composed of only carrots. (stolen). I would also try to pawn off my friend Miranda. I'd probably sell that for $.50. I would have the biggest audience ever.