Bob becomes a dog

I would love to come back as a dog. I would like to be a husky or a pit bull because they are some swole dogs. Being a dog would be a lot of fun because they don't have to worry about much maybe just about where they take their next poop but that's nothin. They get loved all day and can just spend their time chasing cars and balls and playing fetch. Nothing is as simple as that!  They get free housing and food just for being cute. Like that's the easiest thing ever for a dog. There are many perks to being a dog and who wouldn't love doing that!

things that make BOb HapPy

Some things that make me happy: Money, working out, and some really good food. Money is really great because I can get what i want if i have enough they say money can't buy happiness but i'm pretty sure if i were to win the powerball i'd be pretty stinkin happy. Working out is like my own private time where i can get rid of all my stress and just make some friggin gainz! Good food can just put anyone in a good mood. I really like hot chocolate. One of my favorite activities is watching the Netflix on the television. I can basically watch that all day every day for like ever so that is amazing.

Robert Saget gets a new show

Well if I had a TV crew following me around it'd be pretty boring if all i did was go to school nothing too exciting would happen. So I would have to bring them to the gym and just turn the show into a huge infomercial having them buy my workout guide. I would also have a diet called the "ONLY CARROT DIET". I'd sell that for $45 and it would be composed of only carrots. (stolen). I would also try to pawn off my friend Miranda. I'd probably sell that for $.50. I would have the biggest audience ever.