When I'm gone...

If I were to leave anything behind for the younger children. I would leave Jessica a nice large mudslide. I would leave the kids that I hate a bunch of garbage. I think I would leave the position of the funniest kid in school to "nobody, because nobody is as funny as you." -Amber Petr. I might let a few kids take over Hudson's quote book. No matter what happens my legacy will be left behind. I know when I leave everyone will cry because I am everyone's favorite person. I feel bad for all the teachers because they will have a very slim choice of amazing students like me.

Advice for the youngsters

My advice for incoming juniors to seniors is just be a complete douche. It's your senior year, you run this biznitch now. You can basically bully anyone you want, including the teachers. Another word of advice is don't even bother doing your homework, it's your last year so bad grades don't even matter. You better listen to Hudson shes queen bee. Also if you have to take a number two in the bathroom make sure you leave a giant mess (mudslide all day baby). But on some real stuff just enyoy your last year. Yes I said enyoy.

Freakin perverts.

Well I've had some weird people compliment me.. There is this guy on instagram that creepily likes every single thing i post.. not so bad right? Well he always comments strange emojis also. The kind that mean he wants me. If that isn't enough he added me on facebook. So I'm pretty sure I have a stalker. I also used to have a funny youtube channel with my friends and These people would comment strange things like "take your shirt off". One time someone told us he would pay us like $350 to fly us out to Colorado to "torture us'.... I just should stay off social media i suppose.