Friday, February 26, 2016

24: Bob Saget's favorite child times

My favorite children toys would be erector sets and legos. I always loved making things such as Ferris wheels out of the erector sets because they would actually work like they do. Lego's were cool because you could make basically anything out of it. I liked playing hide and seek as a wee little one also that was always fun. Mostly when I was younger though I would spend time riding my bike outside or watching cartoons like a cool cat. Also at my old school we would race little match box cars all the time during recess and whoever won got the other person's car.

Friday, February 19, 2016

BOB's paradise

MY paradise would be somewhere warm on a nice sandy beach drinking a nice chilled root beer. and getting a soothing massage. I'd be chillin in a warm spring of water. Also having nothing to stress over would be amazing. At the end of the day having a nice plush bed to plop onto would make my day. I'd have to take a small dog do play with and some friends there also. Finally the place would need a gym so I could get swole while being chill. This is my idea of paradise or the dream vacation. It kinda sounds similar to Cancuun. I will have this someday for sure though!

FULL HOUSE

This picture represents my grandma and I's relationship together. I am always at her house helping her with whatever needs done. We aren't weird like these people in the picture. the most my grandma gets is a hug because the families that kiss each other are very cringey.

This is a picture of my dogs. well not really i got this from google. but we have the same dogs in this photo. Except for the fact that mine are midgets and these aren't.

This is a cat, I own a cat that looks just like this it is short and very fluffy! It's the cutest lil thing ever. I wanna eat it.

this is a gym. this is basically my home away from home. I spend more time here than i do with my family.That may sound bad but it's all good, nobody needs me </3.

This is little Wayne. NOw i know what you're thinking is lil wayne jesse's relative. No actually, but stone and i have little inside joke about a song of his. We mumble some of the lyrics to ethan and he cannot understand what we are saying. It's been going on for a few years now.

Thursday, February 11, 2016

Taylor Swift Love

I hate Taylor Swift and her big ears and stinky feet. She has horrible stupid songs. The one about her stupid love story is literally just retelling a little old story. She was never Juliet nor will she find a Romeo because every single guy knows that once he and her break up she'll make a new dumb song. So therefore every guy in the world has learned not to date that troll. "Romeo, save me, I've been feeling so alone.
I keep waiting for you but you never come." 
Yeah get used to that Taylor, nobody loves you. If you like Taylor Swift you're not my friend. 

Friday, February 5, 2016

Reasons why Kanye sucks


  1. Listen to a song and  you'll see.
  2. Ethan likes him.
  3. He can't smile more than 1% of the time.
  4. He looks like a woman beater.
  5. He smells like toe cheese. 
  6. Ethan is a foot licker. 

Endless Love

In the movie Endless Love the father of the girl is very protective. There comes along a boy from school and they start dating. The father does not want the two to date because his daughter is going to be a nurse and the boy just wants to be a mechanic. Eventually the boy decides he should go to college to impress her father. The father then tries to bribe the boy to leave his daughter. The boy, being a true romantic, decides not to take the offer. In the end they fall in love! WOOOHOOO but the gist of this is that I was wanting this to happen all along. It made me very happy. Don't let your lovers' parents get in the way of things. That is the message Jesse The Love Guru is trying to say. Have a great day.