whyd that little stink cross the road?

A common problem many human beings face is something simple. It is how to answer the question "Why did the chicken cross the road?". Well I have my own theory. The chicken one day produced 9 eggs. It then realized that there is also 9 letters in McDonalds. So he went to Mcdonalds and ordered a small fry. Once he was finished all that was left was salt. He came to the idea that salt at McDonalds is from North Korea. Next he went to North Korea and played a game of Ping pong with Kim Jung Un. The chicken won, the score was 3-0. There are 3 sides to a triangle and there are 8 letters in ping pong and that equals 11 and there were 13 original colonies and 13-2 is 11. Therefore the chicken crossing the road is ILLUMINATI!!!!