Danny Tanner's first turkey 13.

Well i woke up this morning and i had a guy trying to kill me so that kinda sucked. But anyway i threw a whole bunch of straw at his head to confuse him. I ran through his legs. I then left the farm very sneakily and hitched a ride with a young man. He told me his name was Bob Saget. He seemed like a nice man. We went to his house and he introduced me to his family. He said "Everyone I want you to meet Turkey he will be our dinner guest tomorrow for Thanksgiving." That night I was sleeping so well but suddenly I was  taken in the night into the backyard I couldnt see anything. My head was severed. I could still sense the things around me. I felt seasoning and a really hot oven... Then I hear Bob talking..He was saying a prayer for thanksgiving and that's all I remember before entering Bob's mouth.