Bob Saget buys a child some shoes

"For sale: baby shoes, never worn."
     Bob Saget read driving to work one day. He immediately did a U-turn to park into the man's garage. He hurriedly got out and asked the man if he still had the baby shoes. The man replied saying "no I literally just sold them to the man in the green car." Bob got into his car after saying "we gotta get the shoes back." He quickly got up to a heaping 90 M.P.H. to catch the thief. He rear ended the man into the other lane of cars. The mans car was demolished by the oncoming traffic. Bob got out and crossed the street without even looking, got into the man's car, reached over his body and grabbed the shoes. Nobody steals from Bob.