Bob Saget and his lovely snow times

Bob Saget once told a middle eastern man what snow was. He said "Hey wanna talk about Texas?" the man said no. So he decided this was a good time to bring up snow. The man had no idea what it was. He started off with "Snow is the worst thing ever imaginable! When you try to bury your murdered wife into the ground its impossible to dig. When you try to drive off a cliff you just land into fluff. I really just can't freaking stand snow! UGHGHGHGHGHGH SNOOWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!" Bob Saget lost control and killed the man with his Bow and Darrow.