So I open my locker and there it is. A manilla envelope. Enclosed in said envelope is a list of tasks I must do. First thing on there was to stay home the 25th of november. as you can see i completed that so far. Next I must wait here until I meet my informant for more tasks. Lone and behold there is a knock on my door.Can you guess who it was? King Bob Saget. He tells me I must travel far away and destroy someone name Methan Mulz. Whoever that is. So I guess I have to go to washburn sometime today and sabotage a white g6 or a buick if he is still driving that. So if he is reading this....Dont press your brakes too hard ;)
Yours Truly,
Jesse Neature Swanson.
Listen here Jesse Neature, if you happen to lay a finger on my G6, I will find you and then I will cut you up and cook you like a turkey. Then I'll serve you to my family on Thanksgiving.
ReplyDeletewoww and then if you dont finish eating me you're gonna flush me down the toilet?
DeleteYes, I will do that.
Deletei love how demented that was Ethan :)
DeleteI'm still just so impressed that you joined us for blogging, despite being home sick. #dedication *wipes away tears of joy*
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